Hotsquatch

Finding home in Montana.

After wandering the mountains of the Pacific Northwest for most of her life, a happy bipedal hominoid named Hairy Ann has finally settled down in Missoula, Montana. “I’m ready for a more urbanized lifestyle,” the Bigfoot-human cross says. “A girl gets lonely in the woods.” So why Missoula over other towns around the West? “Well, I’ve found that Montana men are bigger and hairier than most,” she explains. “Bozeman’s cool too, but I just don’t fit in there. I can’t even find other women who have hairy armpits, let alone an entire pelt.”