Slingin' Heavy Metal

You should of been here yesterday. I mean spoons was workin’ like Jesus
hisself was puttin' 'em on the hook. Hell, Roy Dean, he seen Bobby Don
toss a Alka Seltzer where they was rootin' and a little one took it, then a
big one took the little one. I mean you should of seen that thing blow up
like a party balloon. One look at the action, and Jimmy Ray got a ball bat
out of his RV and commenced whackin' on big ones that got run into the
shallows. Tommy Joe come up with a car battery and shocked a pig of a
fish. Had to keep his hog in low just to get a mess of ‘em home. Anyway,
too bad there ain't nothin' bitin' today.