Mad-Lib: Floating Fiasco

In lieu of our seasonal crossword, we have decided to test readers' creativity via mad-lib—and for the record, no they are not dead. You know how it works: fill in the blanks and read it aloud to your friends. Think you've got one to rival them all? Send us a photo of your completed puzzle for a chance to win some O/B swag. Have at it!

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