Bear Spray Mishaps

Bear spray—we know it as our essential and trusty companion for excursions into the mountains near town. But if you’re not careful, that little canister can quickly go from protective partner to miserable menace, one that burns your eyes, nose, ears, and other orifices. Talk about Bad News Bears! These mishaps, however, make darn good stories—and we want to hear ’em.

Whether your canister exploded in the car, you accidentally pushed the safety off inside your backpack, or failed to spray properly in a time of need, submit your story below. The most troubling tales will be published in the next print issue of O/B, and to ease your prior torment, the winner will get free rein in our Treasure Chamber, brimming with outdoor gear and apparel. Plus, we'll throw in a Jalapeño Holster bear-spray bike mount ($185) so you won't be caught again with your pants around your ankles.

So put pen to paper, Bozeman, and send us those stories—and photos of the carnage, if you've got 'em.