Intelligent Design

Intelligent design would be just fine
by me if the people who came up with such
ideas stripped down and spent as much time
as they could naked. That way we'd see the touch
of the creator as he/she intended it. Take butts
for example. Why cover them up when they're
just another sign of the divine? I mean, what's
the big deal? We see them everywhere,
but we don't. If you stare at one long
enough you can find all sorts of things-
like a cross or a church or an angel with wings.
Could anything the creator creates be wrongs?
So here's to butts: evidence of the divine
plan that would leave no behind, well, behind.