Review: Kokatat Scout Booty

I live on your feet. I keep your toes warm in the chilly springtime flows and I feed you beer when you fail. I protect you from rocks and sticks and I allow you to move freely along riverbanks and bottoms. I am the Scout bootie by Kokatat and I am your new best friend. Comfortable, reliable, and loyal, my 3mm double-lined neoprene and vulcanized rubber are here to bring you to all of your favorite spots, all the while taking your mind off your feet and onto the objective at hand. While you’re floating rapids and scouting lines, I’ll stay between you and the ground, supporting you and shouting squeaks of encouragement from below. We will make a terrific team, you and I. I’m available at the Northern Lights Barn. $69; kokatat.com.