Why Camp in Winter?

No bugs fighting all night to get through the mesh screen and eat you. No sleepless nights clenching bear spray. So quiet you can hear the snowflakes hit. Cocoa tastes better. No muddy gear to clean. The brightest you will ever see the stars and planets. Justifies what you spent for that heinously warm sleeping bag. No thorns, no deadfall. You look like the guys in the North Face ads. Quite possibly, what dark beer was made for.