Few things can drive a man mad faster than crappy matches that keep burning or blowing out. Wind, dampness, awkward positioning, poor match design—whatever the culprit, the results are the same: a desperate rage, the proverbial thorn in the lion’s paw. Which is where UCO’s Long-Burn Matches come in. With an easy strike, a longer stem for campfire and stove access, and up to a minute of burn time, these babies will seem like a gift from Prometheus himself. $2.50; industrialrev.com.