GO Bag

GO Bag

England, Mike
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“We are what we repeatedly do,” said Aristotle—and unless you like being a pre-pubescent pansy-ass, ditch that glorified purse of yours and start hauling around a GO Bag by Gerber. This stalwart satchel comes loaded with a testosterone-boosting toolbox of man-gear, from a tactical flashlight to a bottle of weapons lube. Need to slice through an obtrusive tree branch? Reach for the folding pocketknife and give ‘er hell. Notice a pretty girl having trouble with her townie? Whip out your multi-tool and make a quick adjustment to her rear derailleur. There’s even a waterproof notepad to jot down important info, sketch out defensive tactics, and record those flashes of brilliance that will come with your newly invigorated manhood. The bag itself is badass: rugged 1,000-denier nylon with water-resistant lining, burly zippers, and webbing so stout it could serve as a makeshift climbing harness. So to hell with creatine, whey protein, and other male supplements. Pack the GO Bag and let your chest hair flourish. Available at midwayusa.com. $274; gerbergear.com

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