Lingo & Etiquette

How to talk and act like you're a local. 

Outdoor Offenses, trailhead parking
the editors
Don't be that guy.  Read more >>
Montana Wackos, Bozeman Characters
the editors
A field guide. Read more >>
outdoor etiquette, Bozeman, Montana
Wozer, Jeff
O/B’s answer to outdoor offenders. Read more >>
Bozeman douche bags, Outside Bozeman, humor
the editors
Are you a Bozeman d-bag? Read more >>
Pogge, Drew
Few communities are more dog-friendly than Bozeman. Everywhere you look, it seems there’s a dog waiting for the next hike, bike, ski, or float—and that’s a good thing. But with all this dog culture, it can be easy to lose track of the lingo. Here’s a refresher on Bozeman dog-speak. Read more >>
the editors
Bozeman-area skiers and snowboarders have plenty of hazards to deal with on the hill: rocks, ice, tree wells, unmarked cliffs, poor visibility, half-stoned trust-funders poaching your line. The last thing you need is an inadvertent run-in with a gaper. Read more >>
Drew Pogge
Sigmund Freud should have studied the ski area lift line. If he had, rather than screwing around with silly Oedipus theories and catering to his clear obsession with breasts, he would’ve found personalities and behavior of another order: the order of The Line. Read more >>
Hunting Etiquette, Hunting Season, Bozeman
the editors
Etiquette for the season.  Read more >>
Skiing Lingo, Bozeman Lingo
Drew Pogge
A guide to skiing lingo. Read more >>
hiking etiquette, outdoor rules, outside bozeman
Deborah Carbery
A plea for outdoor etiquette.  Read more >>
slang, Bozeman vernacular, Bozeman idioms, lingo
Pogge, Drew
A guide to local lingo Read more >>
Coil, Mike
A while ago, I spotted an article in Outside which discussed the numerous words in the Inuit language for “snow.” The editors of the magazine were impressed that the members of the far northern tribes would have so many descriptive names for frozen water, which as I recall was around 40. Read more >>
the editors
Let's face it: we live in a destination town and tourists are a part of life. Luckily, many of them fly quietly into Belgrade, rent an enormous SUV, and plow screaming into a herd of bighorn sheep before we ever know they’re here. Read more >>
Pogge, Drew
Do you like to sweat in cold weather? Do you like to wear tight clothing? Do you like to ski with great difficulty up hills before flailing down on flimsy gear? Do you know what lutefisk is, and how it’s made—and still eat it? Read more >>
Drew Pogge
“Dude, I had brutal chainsuck on that compound disappearing hill and had to dab twice. Then I did a little crotch testing over the stump—wang chung in a big way. Did you pass that brand whore roadie on the tar?” Read more >>
Villasenor-Allen, Estela
It’s a bluebird summer afternoon, hot and dry. As you jog down the dirt road to Beartrap Canyon, every passing car slows to a crawl and gives you the standard Montana wave—and all remains right with the world. But then you hear it: around a bend, the roaring crunch of gravel. Read more >>
Pogge, Drew
You can tell a lot about people by the blades they choose to carry. It’s kind of like a personality indicator, or even a mood ring—that also doubles as a lethal weapon. Here’s a primer on blade psychology. Read more >>
Editors
How to calculate your asshole footprint. Read more >>
Pogge, Drew
Ask someone to borrow a knife these days and nine times out of ten they won’t be packing. It’s damn near impossible to find a blade in public, even here in Montana, where there’s all kinds of stuff that needs cuttin’. Read more >>
Pogge, Drew
You might be a Bozemanite if…... your garage is for outdoor gear, not cars.... you associate the scent of gun powder with food. ... you wear Carhartts to weddings.... you've waxed your skis in July.… you’ve skied, floated, and biked on the same day. Read more >>
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