Gramps Letter #1

Gramps Letter #1

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Gramps

May 20, 2000

Dear Yuppies,

I've about had it up to my gills with all this x-game, extreme sport, generation x bullshit.  Don't any of you bastards work?  I've lived in this valley for the last 40 years and seen people like you try to turn this place into some kind of fool's playground.  All that has accomplished for me is a 400% increase in property tax and having to follow $40,000 SUVs driven by people who don't know how to drive!  My old worm-fishing holes are all overrun by self-righteous, holier-than-thou, flyfishing "purists" trying to tell me how to manage MY WATERS!!  By God, they oughta put mirrors at all of the fishing accesses so these primadonnas can enjoy their frivolous garb.  They've got more shit hanging off them than Carter's got liver pills.   This place is going to Hell in a handbasket and it's guys like you getting rich off your fancy "websites" paving the way.  Well I'll tell you boys something.   I may be the only man left in this valley who gives a shit, but it's a shit worth giving, and it's my shit you're gonna git.  So get used to the taste 'cause you're gonna get a gut full.  I will be in touch!

Gramps

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