Yellowstone Club Opening Day

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Tuesday, December 3, 2019 - 9:00pm

Location: Yellowstone Club 

Cost: Your first-born child

Details: Hoping for some fresh new terrain to ski this year? Look no further than the ever-welcoming Yellowstone Club. Double-mortgage the house, sell the kids into slavery, rob a few convenience stores, and hijack your parents' IRA. Then get stoked for the YC, which offers the steep and deep like nowhere else... except for, well, Big Sky, Bridger, Targhee, and every other ski resort around. But those places will let anyone in. Lame. Can't scrape up a few million for a lot and membership dues? No worries, hide in your carpenter buddy's trailer or sport snow-camo and sneak in through the trees from Big Sky. It's rumored that the guards can be bribed.

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